For those wondering, this is what Lex Luger looks like now

May 31, 2009

lingerlonger247 said...

WOW, Its either a dungeons & dragons 15 year reunion or just a pic of a wrasslin geek & an ex wrassler who mysteriously isn't much bigger than said geek. WTF ?

May 31, 2009

Chico DaMan said...

I believe lex has lost some of his muscle mass then again it could the massiveness of prime time dwarfs him!

May 31, 2009

Pete DiGangi said...

While I know he was on the roids I think most of the muscle loss is from the stroke he had a few years back.

May 31, 2009

Darrin & Megan Frowery said...

Sweet JESUS...he looks awful...and Lex Luger doesn't looks too good either

May 31, 2009

deathsheadmoth said...

Holy shit Sam, you're almost as big as him!

May 31, 2009

FiTreDawG said...

He looks like if Pippin from LOTR aged 50 years.

May 31, 2009

said...

At least he found Jesus...and I guess Jesus hates steroids.

May 31, 2009

blindedbyfear said...

looks like he steers clear of t-shirts now

May 31, 2009

said...

for some reason, he was my favorite wrestler growing up.

May 31, 2009

mangraa said...

Hah... Heroin and meth chic.

May 31, 2009

ShoryuKeith said...

Geezus, time's a bitch

May 31, 2009

VichusSmith said...

I bet that upper lip is hiding some missing teeth. Randy Savage is coming for you, Luger!

May 31, 2009

said...

Sam looks like the one on juice

May 31, 2009

Shaun M. said...

When did Art Garfunkle become interested in Wrestling??

May 31, 2009

witzo said...

You ask him why he killed Miss Elizabeth?

May 31, 2009

crippledalbino said...

I totally would have lost the "Is Lex Luger even still alive?" bet.

May 31, 2009

Greg Cat said...

Oh look, it's stroke face and the retard

May 31, 2009

ianrobinett said...

I gotta say he doesn't look as bad as I was expecting. Last photo I saw he looked like ass...

May 31, 2009

trapperevans said...

Jesus christ you have afros for eybrows

May 31, 2009

John_Renaldo said...

Sam, you look like the Grinch right before he bites into a big raw onion

Jun 12, 2009

dale said...

looks like death warmed over and luger looks terrible too

Jun 12, 2009

bigpoppa said...

So far everyone who has posted here are just a bunch of ass holes! In his prime no one looked better then lex, and now after all he has been through all you can give him is a bunch of shitty comments!

After all he's been through the guy is lucky to be alive let alone up and walking. The guy was fucking paralyzed for Christ sake. Have a fucking heart!

You look great Lex! god to see you gaining weight and getting around. Hope to see you as an inductee at the hall of fame some day soon. You deserve it!!

Jun 12, 2009

Jon K said...

Luger is also paralyzed from the waste down, which has caused most of his muscle loss.

Jun 12, 2009

SFB said...

It never ceases to amaze me how so many people use opportunities like these to display just how pathetic and bitter they are with their own lives (I use the term "lives" very loosely).

Whatever happened to "if you can't say nice, say nothing at all"? When did that turn into "if you're pathetic and you know it, flap your gums"?

Sad state of the world when 95% of the comments on the board are full of bad vibes. I'd say you should all be ashamed of yourselves, but I know that shame is likely beyond you in the first place. Just remember that we all come into hard times at some point in our lives... and you can count on people like yourself to always make it harder.

Pathetic.

Jun 12, 2009

HULK HOGAN said...

now he looks like FLEXY LEXY!!!

Jun 12, 2009

Robert said...

Some people need to know the facts before they open their mouths. Luger suffered a spinal stroke and was paralyzed in all 4 limbs for about year staying in a hospital eating out of a tube. I'd love to see how all of you would look under those circumstances.

Jun 12, 2009

meh said...

better this than dead. like some people already said don't forget this guy couldn't walk on his own a couple of years ago from his stroke. glad to see he's doing better.

Jun 12, 2009

brandon said...

is there any way to reach out to lex?

Jun 12, 2009

Repo Man said...

i was in a coma for 9 days where i was eating through a tube. I lost 30 pounds. It is no joke. Give the guy a break.

Jun 12, 2009

Stefan Overton said...

The reason why Lex is so small now aday is due to him having astroke a few years ago and he is now in a wheelchair and is paralyzed from the waist down and can not train like he used to.

Jun 12, 2009

Cory said...

At least he's in good spirits. You're glad he's alive and seems to have seen the error of his ways.

Jun 12, 2009

DamianDemento said...

I would kick the shit outta this steroid infested has been!

Jun 12, 2009

Wyatt said...

Great to see Lex! Yeah, the world is filled with assholes who like to bravely verbally assault a guy who's had a rough time as of late - from a chair miles and miles away behind a computer screen. Have a little damn respect for a guy who is a Legendary part of wrestling history. Looking forward to seeing you in the Hall of Fame, Lex!

Jun 12, 2009

Wyatt said...

Hahaha, sounds like a never-was carries a bit of a jealous anger issue with a 'has been'. I don't know if that was Damian Demento's one fan or the high lord phallus himself, but either way, I don't see any sites asking how DD is doing... oh, wait... except his own...

Jun 12, 2009

VichusSmith said...

Judging by the LATE responses to this picture and the "please, be gentle" responses, I can guess these are most likely wrestling fans with NO SENSE OF HUMOR! I don't care that he's in a fucking wheelchair. I didn't put him there, and I didn't make him look like shit after being put there. I loved the guy when he was in his prime. He is far from the guy he was, and we goofed on it. "Have a heart." Have a fucking sense of humor!

I notice you didn't say shit about when this dude was hanging with the corpse of Randy Savage's ex, did you. Have a heart about that shit, you bores!

Jun 12, 2009

Andy Mueller said...

Man Luger looks almost as bad as one of his matches.

Jun 12, 2009

Aaron said...

VichusSmith, Lex Luger was not convicted of the crime of murdering Elizabeth. If you were personally there when Elizabeth died, then I think you would have a case. But I doubt you were there, so you really don't have a clue. I don't mind your sense of humor, laughing about stuff, but don't make false implications about things you know nothing about, except for what you hear on the rumor lines from people who know nothing but their own conspiracy theories of what happened.

Jun 13, 2009

DCT said...

Lex suffered a stroke in his spinal column. The guys was confined to wheel chair and had to learn how to move again. Its nice to see Lex capable of being able to lift his arms at this point.

Jun 13, 2009

G said...

some of you are being not only extremely insensitive, but downright cruel. he juiced, yes. but he also had a debilitating stroke that paralyzed him since. it's sad. show more compassion instead of a penchant for cynicism despite not being informed.

Jun 13, 2009

B Man said...

All you people making stupid comments have never trained or even held a job in fact you are still jealous of how Lex looks now.

Jun 14, 2009

VichusSmith said...

1. I KNOW Lex Luger was not convicted of any crime. I'm exaggerating. I know he didn't kill, nor did he mean to kill Miss Elizabeth.

2. B. Man comes up with one of the most stupid comments ever, saying that no one here has ever held a job. Statistically, you know you're fucking wrong, you dope. We all know we're all fucking losers, but some of us are fucking losers who have held jobs. As for training, who gives a fuck about if we have a history of training. So if you train, you have the right to say that Lex Luger looks horrible in comparison to his heyday?

3. WE KNOW IT'S SAD THAT HE'S IN A WHEELCHAIR. I don't know if anyone else knew, but I don't have a news feed on all things Lex Luger. I bet even hardcore Wrestling fans may not know this. Now that I know he's in a wheelchair, I STILL WILL NOT CHANGE MY OPINION. He looks like hell, he doesn't look like the man he used to be, and I will make jokes about it until my tongue falls off. Just because you heart wrestling more than the "It's real to me, dammit." guy doesn't mean you have to suck off every wrestler you've ever seen on TV or met.

Do you get where I'm coming from now, or will you still repeat "he's in a wheelchair, have a heart." The guy's living and breathing, and he's smiling in a picture with a brillo-headed, 1/16th-negro lesbian. I say he's fair ground for a little jokey-joke.

Jun 14, 2009

SAM said...