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May 31, 2009

For those wondering, this is what Lex Luger looks like now

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over 2 years ago lingerlonger247 responded:

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WOW, Its either a dungeons & dragons 15 year reunion or just a pic of a wrasslin geek & an ex wrassler who mysteriously isn't much bigger than said geek. WTF ?

over 2 years ago Chico DaMan responded:

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I believe lex has lost some of his muscle mass then again it could the massiveness of prime time dwarfs him!

over 2 years ago Pete DiGangi responded:

While I know he was on the roids I think most of the muscle loss is from the stroke he had a few years back.

over 2 years ago Darrin & Megan Frowery responded:

Sweet JESUS...he looks awful...and Lex Luger doesn't looks too good either

over 2 years ago deathsheadmoth (Twitter) responded:

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Holy shit Sam, you're almost as big as him!

over 2 years ago FiTreDawG responded:

He looks like if Pippin from LOTR aged 50 years.

over 2 years ago Italian247 (Facebook) responded:

At least he found Jesus...and I guess Jesus hates steroids.

over 2 years ago blindedbyfear responded:

looks like he steers clear of t-shirts now

over 2 years ago deeman0734 (Facebook) responded:

for some reason, he was my favorite wrestler growing up.

over 2 years ago mangraa responded:

Hah... Heroin and meth chic.

over 2 years ago ShoryuKeith (Twitter) responded:

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Geezus, time's a bitch

over 2 years ago VichusSmith (Twitter) responded:

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I bet that upper lip is hiding some missing teeth. Randy Savage is coming for you, Luger!

over 2 years ago john_juan (Facebook) responded:

Sam looks like the one on juice

over 2 years ago Shaun M. responded:

When did Art Garfunkle become interested in Wrestling??

over 2 years ago witzo (Twitter) responded:

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You ask him why he killed Miss Elizabeth?

over 2 years ago crippledalbino (Twitter) responded:

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I totally would have lost the "Is Lex Luger even still alive?" bet.

over 2 years ago Greg Cat responded:

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Oh look, it's stroke face and the retard

over 2 years ago ianrobinett (Twitter) responded:

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I gotta say he doesn't look as bad as I was expecting. Last photo I saw he looked like ass...

over 2 years ago trapperevans responded:

Jesus christ you have afros for eybrows

over 2 years ago John_Renaldo (Twitter) responded:

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Sam, you look like the Grinch right before he bites into a big raw onion

over 2 years ago dale responded:

looks like death warmed over and luger looks terrible too

over 2 years ago bigpoppa responded:

So far everyone who has posted here are just a bunch of ass holes! In his prime no one looked better then lex, and now after all he has been through all you can give him is a bunch of shitty comments!

After all he's been through the guy is lucky to be alive let alone up and walking. The guy was fucking paralyzed for Christ sake. Have a fucking heart!

You look great Lex! god to see you gaining weight and getting around. Hope to see you as an inductee at the hall of fame some day soon. You deserve it!!

over 2 years ago Jon K responded:

Luger is also paralyzed from the waste down, which has caused most of his muscle loss.

over 2 years ago SFB responded:

It never ceases to amaze me how so many people use opportunities like these to display just how pathetic and bitter they are with their own lives (I use the term "lives" very loosely).

Whatever happened to "if you can't say nice, say nothing at all"? When did that turn into "if you're pathetic and you know it, flap your gums"?

Sad state of the world when 95% of the comments on the board are full of bad vibes. I'd say you should all be ashamed of yourselves, but I know that shame is likely beyond you in the first place. Just remember that we all come into hard times at some point in our lives... and you can count on people like yourself to always make it harder.

Pathetic.

over 2 years ago HULK HOGAN responded:

now he looks like FLEXY LEXY!!!

over 2 years ago Robert responded:

Some people need to know the facts before they open their mouths. Luger suffered a spinal stroke and was paralyzed in all 4 limbs for about year staying in a hospital eating out of a tube. I'd love to see how all of you would look under those circumstances.

over 2 years ago meh responded:

better this than dead. like some people already said don't forget this guy couldn't walk on his own a couple of years ago from his stroke. glad to see he's doing better.

over 2 years ago brandon responded:

is there any way to reach out to lex?

over 2 years ago Repo Man responded:

i was in a coma for 9 days where i was eating through a tube. I lost 30 pounds. It is no joke. Give the guy a break.

over 2 years ago Stefan Overton responded:

The reason why Lex is so small now aday is due to him having astroke a few years ago and he is now in a wheelchair and is paralyzed from the waist down and can not train like he used to.

over 2 years ago Cory responded:

At least he's in good spirits. You're glad he's alive and seems to have seen the error of his ways.

over 2 years ago DamianDemento (Twitter) responded:

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I would kick the shit outta this steroid infested has been!

over 2 years ago Wyatt responded:

Great to see Lex! Yeah, the world is filled with assholes who like to bravely verbally assault a guy who's had a rough time as of late - from a chair miles and miles away behind a computer screen. Have a little damn respect for a guy who is a Legendary part of wrestling history. Looking forward to seeing you in the Hall of Fame, Lex!

over 2 years ago Wyatt responded:

Hahaha, sounds like a never-was carries a bit of a jealous anger issue with a 'has been'. I don't know if that was Damian Demento's one fan or the high lord phallus himself, but either way, I don't see any sites asking how DD is doing... oh, wait... except his own...

over 2 years ago VichusSmith (Twitter) responded:

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Judging by the LATE responses to this picture and the "please, be gentle" responses, I can guess these are most likely wrestling fans with NO SENSE OF HUMOR! I don't care that he's in a fucking wheelchair. I didn't put him there, and I didn't make him look like shit after being put there. I loved the guy when he was in his prime. He is far from the guy he was, and we goofed on it. "Have a heart." Have a fucking sense of humor!

I notice you didn't say shit about when this dude was hanging with the corpse of Randy Savage's ex, did you. Have a heart about that shit, you bores!

over 2 years ago Andy Mueller responded:

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Man Luger looks almost as bad as one of his matches.

over 2 years ago Aaron responded:

VichusSmith, Lex Luger was not convicted of the crime of murdering Elizabeth. If you were personally there when Elizabeth died, then I think you would have a case. But I doubt you were there, so you really don't have a clue. I don't mind your sense of humor, laughing about stuff, but don't make false implications about things you know nothing about, except for what you hear on the rumor lines from people who know nothing but their own conspiracy theories of what happened.

over 2 years ago DCT responded:

Lex suffered a stroke in his spinal column. The guys was confined to wheel chair and had to learn how to move again. Its nice to see Lex capable of being able to lift his arms at this point.

over 2 years ago G responded:

some of you are being not only extremely insensitive, but downright cruel. he juiced, yes. but he also had a debilitating stroke that paralyzed him since. it's sad. show more compassion instead of a penchant for cynicism despite not being informed.

over 2 years ago B Man responded:

All you people making stupid comments have never trained or even held a job in fact you are still jealous of how Lex looks now.

over 2 years ago VichusSmith (Twitter) responded:

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1. I KNOW Lex Luger was not convicted of any crime. I'm exaggerating. I know he didn't kill, nor did he mean to kill Miss Elizabeth.

2. B. Man comes up with one of the most stupid comments ever, saying that no one here has ever held a job. Statistically, you know you're fucking wrong, you dope. We all know we're all fucking losers, but some of us are fucking losers who have held jobs. As for training, who gives a fuck about if we have a history of training. So if you train, you have the right to say that Lex Luger looks horrible in comparison to his heyday?

3. WE KNOW IT'S SAD THAT HE'S IN A WHEELCHAIR. I don't know if anyone else knew, but I don't have a news feed on all things Lex Luger. I bet even hardcore Wrestling fans may not know this. Now that I know he's in a wheelchair, I STILL WILL NOT CHANGE MY OPINION. He looks like hell, he doesn't look like the man he used to be, and I will make jokes about it until my tongue falls off. Just because you heart wrestling more than the "It's real to me, dammit." guy doesn't mean you have to suck off every wrestler you've ever seen on TV or met.

Do you get where I'm coming from now, or will you still repeat "he's in a wheelchair, have a heart." The guy's living and breathing, and he's smiling in a picture with a brillo-headed, 1/16th-negro lesbian. I say he's fair ground for a little jokey-joke.

over 2 years ago SAM responded:

EVERYTHING HAS IT'S END... LEX IN HIS PRIME LEAVED THE WWE FOR WCW... TSK. TSK. TSK. WRONG MOVE MAN!!!

over 2 years ago SAM responded:

EVERYTHING HAS IT'S END... LEX IN HIS PRIME LEAVED THE WWE FOR WCW... TSK. TSK. TSK. WRONG MOVE MAN!!!

over 2 years ago SAM responded:

EVERYTHING HAS IT'S END... LEX IN HIS PRIME LEAVED THE WWE FOR WCW... TSK. TSK. TSK. WRONG MOVE MAN!!!

over 2 years ago SAM responded:

EVERYTHING HAS IT'S END... LEX IN HIS PRIME LEAVED THE WWE FOR WCW... TSK. TSK. TSK. WRONG MOVE MAN!!!

over 2 years ago SAM responded:

EVERYTHING HAS IT'S END... LEX IN HIS PRIME LEAVED THE WWE FOR WCW... TSK. TSK. TSK. WRONG MOVE MAN!!!

over 2 years ago SAM responded:

EVERYTHING HAS IT'S END... LEX IN HIS PRIME LEAVED THE WWE FOR WCW... TSK. TSK. TSK. WRONG MOVE MAN!!!

over 2 years ago SAM responded:

EVERYTHING HAS IT'S END... LEX IN HIS PRIME LEAVED THE WWE FOR WCW... TSK. TSK. TSK. WRONG MOVE MAN!!!

over 2 years ago SAM responded:

EVERYTHING HAS IT'S END... LEX IN HIS PRIME LEAVED THE WWE FOR WCW... TSK. TSK. TSK. WRONG MOVE MAN!!!

over 2 years ago SAM responded:

EVERYTHING HAS IT'S END... LEX IN HIS PRIME LEAVED THE WWE FOR WCW... TSK. TSK. TSK. WRONG MOVE MAN!!!

over 2 years ago SAM responded:

EVERYTHING HAS IT'S END... LEX IN HIS PRIME LEAVED THE WWE FOR WCW... TSK. TSK. TSK. WRONG MOVE MAN!!!

over 2 years ago dale responded:

my fucken opinion is my fucking opinion i have a right to it as do you. but dont get fucken personal with me . you dont know me and fucken hopefully you never wii. dont shit on my parade you fucken assholes fu fu fu fu

over 2 years ago Trudy responded:

I won a contest and went on Lex's bus with him here in Mi. What a gentleman he was..you people who are saying rude things can rot in hell........by the way, he was a hunk..him arms felt like a rock! Most hot girls would still date him......too bad you losers will never know what thats like! Keep wishing low-lifes! Trudy

over 2 years ago VichusSmith (Twitter) responded:

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If I believed in hell and I was scared of imaginary boogeman shit that keeps idiots in line, then I guess I would fear rotting in hell. A lot of people who LOOK DRASTICALLY DIFFERENT FROM WHAT THEY USED TO LOOK LIKE can be nice people. Nice people can also allegedly be responsible for the death of Miss Elizabeth.

Sarah Jessica Parker's husband killed a dude, and he doesn't looked like he couldn't be nicer.

In short, fuck you.

over 2 years ago SAM responded:

<tr><td>hey dude... don't go to hell, you idiot!!!

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over 2 years ago SAM responded:

<tr><td>hey dude... don't go to hell, you idiot!!!

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over 2 years ago VichusSmith (Twitter) responded:

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I'm not going to speak on this anymore, because it'll just basically be name-calling forever, so I'll let the past- captured in video- speak for the man I enjoyed more than a decade ago:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTLiQtVOGp8

Oh, just for laughs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHTj7qfnTak

over 2 years ago Nerolus (Twitter) responded:

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Amazing - he still looks like he's /almost/ got downs.

about 2 years ago Rob responded:

I think he looks great considering the consequences of his life....the rest of you ignorant losers can't even be decent towards other human beings.

about 2 years ago VichusSmith (Twitter) responded:

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THAT'S RIGHT, you late to the table fuckhead. Keep pretending that you're above some guys you never met before. The reality is that someone made light of a guy you watched on TV and you're up-in-arms. If he was anyone else, you'd give jack shit for him.